The damn music at the pool
It was pop country music day at the pool. So far as I can tell, they select for maximum dudebro bullshit. Those ladies and their drama and the way they take away your dog!
I am kind of glad no one was in the locker room with me during the thing about drinking ladies away. At the point where you’re singing along with phrases like “I ain’t even considered the sociopolitical impact of my flippant dee-ziiii-yerrrrs,” you might not be the target audience.