handsometabbyc:

New Zoo Revue - “The Miracle Of Birth” (by cringevenom)

trippy 1970s era children’s show sex ed segment, which out of context looks like a gay couple explaining how babies are made to their adopted frog kid, aided by a freakish anthropomorphic owl and cow.

Let us now sing this in celebration of oncoming theoretical springtime.

(via sean-gaffney)

parallelpie:

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fairysharkmother:


MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.
First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. Momma will be right here.Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!
Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!
There is the softcup!And the mooncup!
They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! Momma says it’s okay. There are also cotton reusable pads!
Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.
The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!
Momma loves you!
fairysharkmother:


MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.
First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. Momma will be right here.Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!
Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!
There is the softcup!And the mooncup!
They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! Momma says it’s okay. There are also cotton reusable pads!
Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.
The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!
Momma loves you!

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

(via ktjayne)

herzspalter:


And that’s why I don’t write comics professionally.
I finally had the time to catch up with the comics and this was the first thing that popped up in my head after reading. I think Rung needed some mental help with this one.
Best read in Egoraptor’s Halo Reach voice.
I’ll go to bed now, I’m sorry.
herzspalter:


And that’s why I don’t write comics professionally.
I finally had the time to catch up with the comics and this was the first thing that popped up in my head after reading. I think Rung needed some mental help with this one.
Best read in Egoraptor’s Halo Reach voice.
I’ll go to bed now, I’m sorry.

herzspalter:

And that’s why I don’t write comics professionally.

I finally had the time to catch up with the comics and this was the first thing that popped up in my head after reading. I think Rung needed some mental help with this one.

Best read in Egoraptor’s Halo Reach voice.

I’ll go to bed now, I’m sorry.

(via siphersaysstuff)

knightless:

darlinjimkirk:

comtessedebussy:

darlinjimkirk:

If you don’t like this
Then I advise you to resign from Starfleet

Please tell me he won the costume contest.

I don’t know who won
But he’s flawless.

I still really love this costume, okay? XD

The one time in his life Jim Kirk got away with not wearing any pants in public.

(via theopoiesis)

anotheramazedperson:


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daekazu:


Usagi and Minako :)
daekazu:


Usagi and Minako :)
toughpigs:

boringrocks:

Look, it’s Constantine’s heist notes! 
(No lie this was one of the most fun projects I’ve ever decided to do)

This is great. toughpigs:

boringrocks:

Look, it’s Constantine’s heist notes! 
(No lie this was one of the most fun projects I’ve ever decided to do)

This is great.

toughpigs:

boringrocks:

Look, it’s Constantine’s heist notes! 

(No lie this was one of the most fun projects I’ve ever decided to do)

This is great.