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May 23

The damn music at the pool

It was pop country music day at the pool. So far as I can tell, they select for maximum dudebro bullshit. Those ladies and their drama and the way they take away your dog!

I am kind of glad no one was in the locker room with me during the thing about drinking ladies away. At the point where you’re singing along with phrases like “I ain’t even considered the sociopolitical impact of my flippant dee-ziiii-yerrrrs,” you might not be the target audience.

May 22

(via annlarimer)

Whistling in the Dark: Geoff Johns' Final Green Lantern Sets Up A Leap Over the Final Green Lantern Hurdle?

dcwomenkickingass:

Oh, you probably know I don’t read the Green Lantern books. And you probably know I think Hal’s basically a jerk. And you may know that I’ve complained a number of times about the fact that everytime a ring chooses someone on Earth it always finds a dude (except…

Dude, that’s snot green. Snot green is still green, it’s just gross.

May 21

MY CHILDHOOD BABYSITTER. (I am not making this up.)

sailorfailures:

People who say they can’t even finish one episode of PGSM because it’s “so cheesy” then take Doctor Who 150% seriously

(via sylph-of-the-sepulchre)

bigbigtruck:

QUJILA, “Air Attack” (1985)

oh gosh I love the distorted synths and vocals on this chorus

Also, the People’s Court vibe.

Descriptive phrase I need to use more often

“Problematic ball of candy boo boo fuck.”

fuckyesdeadpool:

by AllCry

Dear G1 fan at the pool I totally tried to persuade to watch Prime because it might be up his alley: come back and enjoy this fanart when you’re older.

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May 20

wabisabiforrobots:

The biggest gripe I had about the new “Star Trek” movie was the complete lack of humpback whales.

Oh, spoiler alert. Sorry.

I object to the total lack of sucrose drunkenness in Abramsverse, personally.

twotone:

wednesday:

monzo12782:

sirkowski:

I am Astar, a Robot PSA 1980s.

Did this ever aired outside Canada?

Robot ears are bizarre, otherworldly things.

This freaked me right out growing up. I didn’t expect the practical effects to hold up this well.

I STILL make Astar references in conversation. And NOBODY gets them. Until now.

Oh my god, they had best do a robot CAM so we can make Astar jokes.

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Puppets for Christ and ponies for industry! Also, program guides.

The damn music at the pool

Whistling in the Dark: Geoff Johns' Final Green Lantern Sets Up A Leap Over the Final Green Lantern Hurdle?

Descriptive phrase I need to use more often