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Feb 20
demiurgent:

I know way too many people who’d just root through the bag to eat all the Sin.

Dude, I just realized that Mary Rice Hopkins used this bag on Greengo at some point when Greengo was being a colossal jerk.

For the unwashed: In Mary Rice Hopkins and Puppets With A Heart, there’s a big green puppet with a problematic name whose job is to represent the ordinary sinful child or something. He comes off as an adult’s worst idea of the ordinary sinful child instead, but I digress. Frequently, when he or other puppets aren’t acting in accordance with moral code, Mary takes their hearts out of their bodies(!), finds objects inside(!?) which represent their mindset or emotional state, and then replaces the object with some relevant scripture to make them act like good puppets.

Yes, I know, THIS IS HORRIBLE. But the thing of it here is, those foreign objects are often candies, name checked by brand name. Twix, for example, to represent the devil’s twicks (yeah), or Dum-Dum lollipops to represent feeling stupid.

One wonders if the situation is more complicated than clumsy, law-skirting metaphor. Does TBN normally go for product placement?

demiurgent:

I know way too many people who’d just root through the bag to eat all the Sin.

Dude, I just realized that Mary Rice Hopkins used this bag on Greengo at some point when Greengo was being a colossal jerk.

For the unwashed: In Mary Rice Hopkins and Puppets With A Heart, there’s a big green puppet with a problematic name whose job is to represent the ordinary sinful child or something. He comes off as an adult’s worst idea of the ordinary sinful child instead, but I digress. Frequently, when he or other puppets aren’t acting in accordance with moral code, Mary takes their hearts out of their bodies(!), finds objects inside(!?) which represent their mindset or emotional state, and then replaces the object with some relevant scripture to make them act like good puppets.

Yes, I know, THIS IS HORRIBLE. But the thing of it here is, those foreign objects are often candies, name checked by brand name. Twix, for example, to represent the devil’s twicks (yeah), or Dum-Dum lollipops to represent feeling stupid.

One wonders if the situation is more complicated than clumsy, law-skirting metaphor. Does TBN normally go for product placement?


  1. lelia-wood reblogged this from sonictail and added:
    testamints.blood beanIggy...beans.Sacrilegious
  2. princessofzombies reblogged this from nickdouglas
  3. rl-biteme reblogged this from tikistitch and added:
    Still, would you expect them of be in your Halloween basket?
  4. bigbigtruck said: weds the more tidbits you drop about these christian puppet shows the more horrified i get
  5. wednesday reblogged this from demiurgent and added:
    Dude, I just realized that Mary Rice Hopkins used this bag on Greengo at some point when Greengo was being a colossal...
  6. einayim reblogged this from demiurgent
  7. demiurgent reblogged this from sonictail and added:
    I know way too many people who’d just root through the bag to eat all the Sin.
  8. sonictail reblogged this from wednesday and added:
    Sacrilegious or Sacriladelicious!
  9. suntoobrightinherlosingeyes reblogged this from valerie2776
  10. felixknows reblogged this from robofillet
  11. tikistitch reblogged this from annlarimer and added:
    “And now I wanna … be your … god.” (Couldn’t resists.)
  12. annlarimer reblogged this from whatwith and added:
    Iggy Pop’s father-in-law started Testa-Mints. So Iggy kinda had to put money into it when asked. I find this hilarious.
  13. tackygear reblogged this from nickdouglas
  14. whatwith reblogged this from valerie2776
  15. lindsayface47 reblogged this from foolishoptimism and added:
    But wait, wouldn’t eating a sin bean be counterproductive? Did I really just type that?
  16. foolishoptimism reblogged this from valerie2776
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  18. gonewiththewindfabulousss reblogged this from nickdouglas
  19. pbump reblogged this from spiegelman and added:
    Um.
  20. valerie2776 reblogged this from robofillet and added:
    blood bean
  21. robofillet reblogged this from the-humans-from-wall-e and added:
    Not as nightmarish as testamints.
  22. vogelkop reblogged this from tjpytheas
  23. tjpytheas reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    Sweet Lord! My prayers have been answered.
  24. beyondeverysmiles reblogged this from nickdouglas
  25. moosicus reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    i bet sin tastes like rainbows…
  26. cali-f0r-ni4 reblogged this from nickdouglas